THIS IS A KILLER CALL
"Hello?
"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
now."
Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the
phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door
and shout
to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well